sexta-feira, 28 de novembro de 2008

Você sabe qual a nacionalidade de Adão e Eva ?

Quatro amigos observam um quadro de Adão e Eva no paraíso.
O alemão comenta:
- Olhem que perfeição de corpos: ela esbelta e espigada; ele, com este corpo atlético, os músculos perfilados.. . Devem ser alemães...
Imediatamente, o francês contesta:
- Não acredito. É evidente o erotismo que se desprende de ambas as figuras. Ela, tão feminina... Ele, tão masculino... Sabem que em breve chegarão à tentação. Devem ser franceses...
Movendo negativamente a cabeça, o inglês contesta:
- Que nada! Notem a serenidade de seus rostos, a delicadeza da pose, a sobriedade do gesto. Só podem ser ingleses...
Depois de alguns segundos mais de contemplação silenciosa, o brasileiro encerra a conversa:
- Não concordo. Olhem bem: não têm roupa, não têm sapatos, não têm casa e só têm uma única maçã para comer. Mas não protestam, estão pensando em sacanagem e ainda acreditam que estão no paraíso.. Só podem ser brasileiros!

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